Subtitle:None
Starring:Aiden
Ashley, Allie Haze, Andy San Dimas, Asa Akira, Charmane
Star, Derrick Pierce,
Evan Stone, Lexington Steele, Maya Hills,
Tommy Gunn, Xander Corvus
Synopsis
Big budget feature parody porn! In the adult DVD
Wolverine XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wolverine (Tommy
Gunn) is a mutant with an unbreakable skeleton,
retractable adamantium claws, and a healing ability that
reverses nearly any wound. His past however, is shrouded
in mystery. Calling himself Logan, Wolverine has spent
years trying to unravel the layers of his own history.
Will Domino, a female mutant with luck abilities help
Wolverine stitch together the threads of his past? And
what about the insidious Sabretooth... can Wolverine
help Domino find him? They track Wolverine''s more brutal
counterpart, but must face Lady Deathstrike and Deadpool
along the way. The trio prove too much for Wolverine and
Domino; it''ll take Phoenix and Rogue to save them! All
knives are out as Axel Braun presents his new superhero
epic, Wolverine!
Also stars Allie Haze, Asa Akira, Andy San Dimas, and
more!
3 Reasons To
Buy This Film
You haven''t been disappointed with any of Axel Braun''s
big budget parodies, have you?
Featuring fucking outstanding performances from Allie
Haze, Aiden Ashley, and of course Tommy Gunn!
It''s the only way to find out if the dick power matches
the power of the claw.
Review
One of the most fun things about Axel Braun’s sexually
explicit comic book based oeuvre, from a fanboy
perspective at least, is the license Braun takes to put
beloved superheroes together who have never shared
screen time in Hollywood’s adaptations.
In Wolverine XXX, the sharp-knuckled title character (played
by a mega gruff-voiced Tommy Gunn) pairs
up—reluctantly—with everyone’s favorite arachnid,
Spider-Man (Xander Corvus reprising his signature role
once again), to go after Sabretooth (Evan Stone,
completely unrecognizable thanks to the ace makeup by
industry veteran 2-Ply).
During their mission, our protagonists receive help—and
invigorating dick-wetting—from Wolverine’s sexiest
fellow X-Men, Rogue (Allie Haze) and Jean Grey (Andy San
Dimas). It seems a plot is afoot with the assistance of
Domino (Axel Braun contract girl Aiden Ashley) and Lady
Deathstrike (Maya Hills) to harvest the DNA of Wolverine
and Sabretooth for some sinister military project
involving mutant making.
How do Domino and Deathstrike procure their samples? Through
the time-honored stealth tactic of fucking, of course!
Domino gives herself to Wolverine in the opener, and
later Deathstrike lets Sabertooth unleash his pent-up
aggression by tearing into her … including by way of her
anal chute.
In between, during what we soon find out is a flashback for
Wolverine, there is a positively scorching girl/girl
scene between his slain bride-to-be Mariko (reigning AVN
Female Performer of the Year Asa Akira) and her
handmaiden, played by the stunning Charmane Star.
Elsewhere, after Rogue discovers that the healing powers
possessed by Deadpool (Derrick Pierce) allow her to
touch him and Spidey to touch her, the three of them
take advantage of the opportunity to engage in a
super-horny-hero ménage; and Jean Grey makes it with
Wolverine on a hilltop patio … just because.
While the story seems mostly to serve as a basic setup for a
portended sequel, the real strong suit of this
production is its sex scenes; the girls are all A-list
(literally—most of their names even start with the
letter) and deliver the strokeworthy smolder for which
they’re each known. It would be no stretch to call this
the most sexually power-packed of Braun’s superhero
parodies to date.
For full disclosure, we’ve seen neither of the big
screen Wolverine films, but we know well enough that the
degree to which Braun’s comic capers parallel their
mainstream counterparts begins and ends with their
titles—and since the two Wolverine pics have received
far from glowing feedback, we feel safe enough in
recommending that fans just bypass them both and proceed
directly to the more fun, naughty version Braun has
served up.
